You're always on my mind...psyche

Apr 23
vaspim:

rawrical:

i am fucking dead

People like this actually exist

vaspim:

rawrical:

i am fucking dead

People like this actually exist

Apr 23
Apr 23
deanpendragon:

I KNEW I SHOULDN’T HAVE PAUSED IT DURING THIS PART

deanpendragon:

I KNEW I SHOULDN’T HAVE PAUSED IT DURING THIS PART

Apr 23
alyssaemilie:

forever reblog.

alyssaemilie:

forever reblog.

Apr 23

cyberthug13:

me: hey im feeling sick today i cant come to skool

school office: why

me: im coming down w/ the dunk fever 

school office: u are lying

me: image

school office: wow i am a bitch, take 3 weeks off

Apr 23

z-o-l-a:

My dad gave our 2 month old English bulldog puppy a taste of strawberry Popsicle today. This is true happiness.

Apr 23

equius:

one time i said “no hetero, no hetero” in school

and this popular athletic straight boy sittin in front of me turned around super slow and looked at me and went “no… hetero?” in the TINIEST MOST BROKEN VOICE IMAGINABLE like he looked and sounded so timid and confused and he was looking at me like his whole life has been a lie because he realized he might be sitting near a queer person

Apr 23

thesexosaurus:

"Condoms don’t work."

"Your first time is supposed to hurt."

"It’s not really sex if there’s no penetration."

"Girls don’t masturbate."

image

Apr 23
stunningpicture:

Subway ticket machine in Moscow accepts 30 squats as its payment.

stunningpicture:

Subway ticket machine in Moscow accepts 30 squats as its payment.

Apr 23